What would you do? going a week without washing your private parts or a week without brushing your teeth?

I'm just curious how people see this, :) What would you do? going a week without washing your private parts or a week without brushing your teeth?
I麓d make it the teeth as I don麓t have many of those left whereas my privates are intact.What would you do? going a week without washing your private parts or a week without brushing your teeth?
There is always sun bathing or a nice mud bad is refreshing and hides oder pretty well. As for the teeth, I'd chew on a twig of sassafras or even oak, although gritty will scrape a little plaque off.
Until you have done both simultaneously, you're not a hardcore outdoorsman.
teeth, at least I could chew gum or something to combat the odor...nobody wants to smell like sweaty balls
You wouldn't have to worry about people getting to close to you.





In the jungles of 'Nam we washed as often as possible and brushed our teeth, if the shower truck was around, within walking distance we walked and took showers.